About US

FAILID.COM — Where You Get Credit for Being Ridiculous

Let’s be honest — no one really wants a real ID. They're boring, serious, and definitely don’t say “World’s Worst Fisherman” or “Certified Litter Box Executive.”

That’s where we come in.
At FailiD.com, we’re a small, Brooklyn-based business creating custom, wallet-sized novelty IDs for life’s funniest fails and proudest unofficial titles. Whether you're the “Procrastination Pro,” the “Backyard Grill Disaster,” or just your cat’s full-time butler — we believe your weirdest wins deserve to be laminated and laughed at.

What We Make:

• Custom IDs with your name and photo

• Printed on durable plastic, just like the real thing

• Stamped with officially unofficial seals like “Guaranteed No Catch” or “Box Scooper Certified”

• Perfect for gifts, pranks, birthdays, or just owning who you are

Our Mission:

To make people laugh, celebrate failure with pride, and help you turn inside jokes into real keepsakes — all from our little creative corner in Brooklyn, New York.

Thanks for checking us out — and remember,
If you’re not failing fabulously, are you even trying?